Lateral thinking...

This is an e-mail that was fwded to us... we enjoyed it and hope you will too. Thanks to whoever was the author of this! Prove you are smart? This puzzle is called Lateral Thinking. Scroll down slowly and be honest to yourself. Think like a wizard . . .. man Q1. --------- board Ans. = man overboard Okay, let's see if you've got the hang of it. stand Q2. ------------ i Ans. = I understand OK . . ... Got the drift ? Let's try a few now and see how you fare ? Q3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/ Ans. = reading between the lines Q4. r road a d Ans. = cross road Not having a good day now, are you ? Redeem yourself. Q5. cycle cycle cycle Ans. = tricycle Not easy to figure out ha! 0 Q6. --------- M.D. Ph.D. Ans. = two degrees below zero C'mon give it a little thought! ! knee Q7. ------------ light Ans. = neon light ( knee - on - light ) U can prove u r smart by getting this one. ground Q8. --------------- feet feet feet feet feet feet Ans. = six feet underground Oh no, not again ! ! Q9. he's X himself Ans. = he's by himself Now u messing up big time. Q10. ecnalg Ans. = backward glance Not even close! ! Q11. death ..... life Ans. = life after death Okay last chance ................. Q12. THINK Ans. = think big ! ! And the last one is real fundoo - - - Q13. ababaaabbbbaaaabbbbababaabbaaabbbb... Ans. = long time no 'C'

Islam or Jesus

 

TRUTH!!!!

Allah or the Lord Jesus Christ? ...A Bit Scary???     This is interesting.....The Muslim religion is the fastest growing religion per capita in the United States , Especially in the minority races!!!   Allah or The Lord Jesus Christ? ... By Rick Mathes                  Last month I attended my annual training session that's required for                  maintaining my state prison security clearance. During the training                  session there was a presentation by three speakers representing the                  Roman Catholic, Protestant and Muslim faiths, who explained each of their beliefs.                  I was particularly interested in what the Islamic Imam had to say.                  The Imam gave a great presentation of the basics of Islam, complete with                  a video. After the presentations, time was provided for Questions and Answers.                  When it was my turn, I directed my question to the Imam and asked:                  'Please, correct me if I'm wrong, but I understand that most Imams                  and Clerics of Islam have declared a holy jihad [holy war] against the                  infidels of the world and, that by killing an infidel, (which is a                  command to all Muslims) they are assured of a place in heaven. If                  that's the case, can you give me the definition of an infidel?'                  There was no disagreement with my statements and, without                  hesitation, he replied, 'non-believers! '                  I responded, 'So, let me make sure I have this straight. All                  followers Of Allah have been commanded to kill everyone who is not of your faith so they can have a place in heaven. Is that correct?'                    The expression on his face changed from one of authority and command                  to that of 'a little boy who had just been caught with his hand in the                  cookie jar.'                  He sheepishly replied, 'Yes.'                  I then stated, 'Well, sir, I have a real problem trying to imagine                  Pope Benedict commanding all Catholics to kill those of your faith or                  Dr. Stanley ordering all Protestants to do the same in order to                  guarantee them a place in heaven!'                  The Imam was speechless!                  I continued, 'I also have problem with being your 'friend' when you                  and your brother clerics are telling your followers to kill me! Let me                  ask You a question. Would you rather have your Allah, who tells you to                  kill me in order for you to go to heaven, or my Jesus who tells me to                  love you because I am going to heaven and He wants you to be there with me?'                  You could have heard a pin drop as the Imam hung his head in shame. Needless to say, the organizers and/or promoters of the 'Diversification'   training seminar were not happy with Rick's way of dealing with   the Islamic Imam and exposing the truth about the Muslims' beliefs.                  In twenty years there will be enough Muslim voters in the U.S. to                  elect the President! I think everyone in the U.S. should be required to                  read this, but with the liberal justice system, liberal media and the ACLU,                  there is no way this will be widely publicized.                  Please pass this on to all your e-mail contacts.                  This is a true story and the author, Rick Mathes, is a well-known                  leader In prison ministry.                  The man who walks with God always gets to his destination.                  If you have a pulse you have a purpose.                  Thank you for taking the time to read this. Now you can either                  delete it or pass it on. No wishes, or promises or threats - just freedom of choice.

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TRUTH!!!!

Allah or the Lord Jesus Christ? ...A Bit Scary???     This is interesting.....The Muslim religion is the fastest growing religion per capita in the United States , Especially in the minority races!!!   Allah or The Lord Jesus Christ? ... By Rick Mathes                  Last month I attended my annual training session that's required for                  maintaining my state prison security clearance. During the training                  session there was a presentation by three speakers representing the                  Roman Catholic, Protestant and Muslim faiths, who explained each of their beliefs.                  I was particularly interested in what the Islamic Imam had to say.                  The Imam gave a great presentation of the basics of Islam, complete with                  a video. After the presentations, time was provided for Questions and Answers.                  When it was my turn, I directed my question to the Imam and asked:                  'Please, correct me if I'm wrong, but I understand that most Imams                  and Clerics of Islam have declared a holy jihad [holy war] against the                  infidels of the world and, that by killing an infidel, (which is a                  command to all Muslims) they are assured of a place in heaven. If                  that's the case, can you give me the definition of an infidel?'                  There was no disagreement with my statements and, without                  hesitation, he replied, 'non-believers! '                  I responded, 'So, let me make sure I have this straight. All                  followers Of Allah have been commanded to kill everyone who is not of your faith so they can have a place in heaven. Is that correct?'                    The expression on his face changed from one of authority and command                  to that of 'a little boy who had just been caught with his hand in the                  cookie jar.'                  He sheepishly replied, 'Yes.'                  I then stated, 'Well, sir, I have a real problem trying to imagine                  Pope Benedict commanding all Catholics to kill those of your faith or                  Dr. Stanley ordering all Protestants to do the same in order to                  guarantee them a place in heaven!'                  The Imam was speechless!                  I continued, 'I also have problem with being your 'friend' when you                  and your brother clerics are telling your followers to kill me! Let me                  ask You a question. Would you rather have your Allah, who tells you to                  kill me in order for you to go to heaven, or my Jesus who tells me to                  love you because I am going to heaven and He wants you to be there with me?'                  You could have heard a pin drop as the Imam hung his head in shame. Needless to say, the organizers and/or promoters of the 'Diversification'   training seminar were not happy with Rick's way of dealing with   the Islamic Imam and exposing the truth about the Muslims' beliefs.                  In twenty years there will be enough Muslim voters in the U.S. to                  elect the President! I think everyone in the U.S. should be required to                  read this, but with the liberal justice system, liberal media and the ACLU,                  there is no way this will be widely publicized.                  Please pass this on to all your e-mail contacts.                  This is a true story and the author, Rick Mathes, is a well-known                  leader In prison ministry.                  The man who walks with God always gets to his destination.                  If you have a pulse you have a purpose.                  Thank you for taking the time to read this. Now you can either                  delete it or pass it on. No wishes, or promises or threats - just freedom of choice.